Mr.G

Imagine, you get up in the morning and you are given a choicest of breakfast to eat, have choicest of trousers and shirts to wear , choicest of perfumes to spray, latest gadgets to make you look cool, drive a car which suits your mood , 10 minutes you reach office avoiding pollution, your boss is your uncle (so there is no way you get a bad appraisal ***** Five stars rating from the day he joined the firm), you throw your car to the janitor and he sparkles it every fucking day hoping some day his boss will be pleased, tea arrives dot on time, tea is good and that guy has been waiting for last 10 years to get a compliment but you never give him one, you don’t have to worry too much about backlogs coz there are people who take care of them, time to hit the seat in a air conditioned office, you first hit the masala news, chat with your car-loving friends, update your blogs, write reviews about the movie you saw last night, chat with your girlfriend and hey....its lunch time....cool

You have home cooked food of your choice so it is obvious you would enjoy your lunch...usually an hour coz you need to read the fun filled tabloids as well (how many things one can do at the same time), then you go out for another hour to do what the fuck you want, you come back and have tea to refresh yourself…that bloke still doesn’t get a compliment, time to work ...so open up some reports...sign a few docs, chat with your colleagues on cricket, bollywood, stocks, parties, girls and mind you colleagues are more like slaves to you so it is simple...laugh at my humour or else you would get heavy stick up your ass...then make a trip around the factory while you chat with your friends (others think you are closing a deal), call your girlfriend and have a romantic chat, decide where you want to go in the evening....it is party time ... rock and roll

Have a great evening in of the page-3 restaurants, catch a movie, say good night to your girlfriend, come back home, watch some non sense TV and call it a day.

Sorry forgot to mention … unbelievable remuneration (over the years it is growing faster that the company’s growth), under table perks, foreign tours, and hold a sexy post in the company.

One would say WOW… that is a dream fucking job....but hang on a minute…

There is one person who still cribs about all this mess ....you can gratify anyone on this earth but not him...but that is why he is my close friend and another Libran as well...Mr.G